Sandra Bullock gets a bittersweet taste of motherhood

Sandra Bullock is no wicked stepmother. “The Proposal” actress claims she enjoys being a stepmother to her husband Jesse James’ kids, two from his first marriage and a daughter from his second marriage.

Bullock is playing a full-time mother to his daughter, Sunny, from his second wife, porn star Janine Lindemulder, who is serving a six-month jail sentence for tax evasion. She is loving her new role because it gives her a taste of what she’s missing.

“I may never hear that word ‘mom’. But being a parent is not about breeding. It’s about caring. And it’s easy to say, but it’s harder to do,” said Bullock.

“When you don’t have that title, you flounder and it hurts. But this is the best test of being a parent. And I just have to keep reminding myself I don’t care what I get. I care what I give.”

Hayden Panettiere’s Killer Little Person Shorts

Absolutely nobody wears short shorts better than Hayden Panettiere, here she is with her tight little person body stuffed into a sweet yellow top and the most perfect pair of Gap Kids denim shorts I’ve ever seen. For all you hard bodied women out there struggling to decide what length short to get, Hayden is a perfect example, when you can see the half moon inner ass cheek you know that you’ve chosen the right pair. But remember, under no circumstances does this rule apply to anyone who refers to themselves as “big boned” or “healthy”. Never.

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Jewel Bikini Picture

Jewel gave us a little Twitter treat by posting a shot of her in a bikini on some Yacht. Finally, a celebrity using Twitter as it was intended to be used. I really don’t care if they’re eating lunch or picking their noses, nor do I think you do either. Anyway, she looks pretty damn good, although her boobs look like they need a hand. Good thing I have two!

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Audrina Patridge’s Boob Is Going To Pop Out

Audrina Patridge seems to be having a little trouble containing her fake boobies here at the airport the other day. Unfortunately for us she manages to keep them under wraps long enough to lose the paparazzi. You know that once the cameras were out of sight those things pooped out and knocked that cell phone right out of her hands. At least that’s the way the story goes in my head.

more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures

If you like ugly chicks with good bodies I think you’ll like these pictures of Stephanie Pratt on the beach in Miami playing volleyball in her bikini. Alright so she’s not really that ugly but she’s that douche Spencer’s little sister and it would kill me to say she looks good so I’m sticking with the ugly chick angle. She’s so ugly her mom had to get drunk just to breast feed her. She looks pretty good on her knees though so she’s got a good future in this business.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment - Bikini Babes Work It

Here’s what looks like some old school workout show that features scantily clad women in bikinis. The exercise moves are kind of funny, but if this was on back when I was 15, I think I’d be working out daily. A different type of workout, but I’m sure I’d be out breath by the end…

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Bikini Babes Work It Video

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Weird Al Yankovic’s Craigslist

Weird Al nearly does the Doors better than the Doors themselves. He’s not only good, he’s funny.
Check out his homage to The Doors, “Craigslist,” featuring original Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek himself on keyboards:

Larry David blames oral fixation for his divorce

Most Hollywood marriage end over sex, drugs or rock’n'roll, but Larry David says his ended because he was too clean.

The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star divorced Laurie Lennard in 2007 and blames a new health kick and oral hygiene obsession.

“It started to go downhill when I started to go on a health craze. I started eating very healthy foods and she hated that. I just thought she wanted me to die! So that was a contributing factor, she really didn’t like that,” said David.

“The other thing was, I’m obsessed with oral hygiene. I floss constantly and she was really getting quite tired of it. I would floss in front of her and she’d be like, ‘Don’t floss in front of me anymore.’ I was like, ‘Oh, OK.’ And I’m like, ‘Tongue scraping, would that be OK?’ Then we went out for dinner, she went to the bathroom and I tried to sneak a floss in. She caught me mid-floss. And that was it.”

Ronaldo checks out of Hilton relationship

Cristiano Ronaldo and Paris Hilton are less on and more off.

The soccer star and the vapid celebutante spent the night together earlier this month and rumors of a relationship abounded.

But less than two weeks later, the footballer claims he doesn’t have time for Hilton.

“She was a really cool girl and we had a great time talking. I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do,” said Ronaldo.

“She lives thousands of miles away and is busy, and I am busy in Madrid so I am not sure if we will be able to see each other. I am just making the most of the short summer I get.”

Making the most meant making out at MyHouse club in Los Angeles before Nicky Hilton’s nearby home in West Hollywood at 3 a.m.

A grinning Ronaldo was spotted leaving the mansion at 5 a.m. He and Paris met up for a second time less than 24 hours later.

Lindsay Lohan’s latest cry for attention

Demi Moore went with her skanky, pre-capping teeth, but Lindsay Lohan went with a nudie photo. The sometime actress and maybe jewel thief posted a topless photo taken from a January Fornarina shoot on Twitter Monday. In the pic, her long, blonde hair covers her chest as she vamps for her BlackBerry camera.

“OLD PHOTOS,” she wrote. “I’m THAT bored.”

Apparently she needs some attention, because she tagged Perez Hilton and E! movie critic in the caption to be sure they saw her latest cry for help.

It’s not the first publicity stunt. On June 8, she had what appeared to be a diamond engagement ring while traveling with ex Samantha Ronson - and teased on Twitter: “Great news to share!!”

Not so shockingly, there are no nuptials planned with her ex. Though maybe Lindsay should plan a trip to the therapist’s office sometime soon.

Jessica Biel Is Tight

Normally I would call Jessica Biel; Justin Timberlake’s boyfriend, but I’m digging this sweet workout outfit she’s got on, so I’m going to give her credit where derserved. She looks damn hot! And her body is smokin’ too. It’s not as bulky as usual. Maybe she’s finally reading my blog and listening to my advice… That’s all I have to say about her because I know if I continue, this post is going to go in another direction and I wouldn’t want Jessica to have that beast sick me. She’s welcome though. Anytime.

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Pure Teens

Gretta is a very sexy and exotic looking teen babe. With a very hot
dark complexion, perky little titties and a very yummy looking pussy
she has the entire ’girl-next-door’ appeal. But she doesn’t look quite
as innocent and shy when she has a hard cock in her mouth or being
slammed in her pussy. And this little hottie swallows! Pure Teens