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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Sophie Howard Is Busty In Ralph

I’m practically speechless. I’ve had a lot of busty babes in their bikinis on this site over the years, but these pictures of Sophie Howard in Ralph magazine take the cake. I would like to deliver the cake personally to Miss Howard in the hopes that she may accidentally stumble and dip that sweet front meat into the icing…. I’ve got a sweet tooth in my pants.

Marie Osmond's Son Commits Suicide

Marie Osmond's son committed suicide last night. It's being reported that Michael Blosil jumped from his Los Angeles apartment building.  The LAPD have said that Michael left behind a note that said he wanted to commit suicide because of his battle with depression. A rep for Marie Osmond just released the following statement from Marie, "My family and I are devastated and in deep shock by the tragic loss of our dear Michael and ask that everyone respect our privacy during this difficult time."

RIP Michael Blosil.

Heidi Montag Playboy Pictures

So this is the moment we all couldn’t care less about; Heidi Montag in Playboy. You’d think this useless piece of white trash meat would easily get naked for a magazine that features naked women. Nope. I seriously don’t know how this got by Heff, I mean who would pay an irrelevant blond bimbo money to NOT get naked for the cameria. I’m dumbfounded. Even I can pull that off without cash.

more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Blake Lively Knows How To Hurt A Man Blogger

I can’t believe I missed my future ex-wife Blake Lively’s appearance on Jimmy Fallon the other night, I’m so pissed at mother for not setting the Tivo properly. If she’d let me stay up passed midnight this bullshit wouldn’t happen, but her basement her rules. Anyhow, here’s Blake in her little dress laughing , showing her butt and pretending to flirt with Jimmy even though she knows I don’t like it. I know it’s part of the job, but I don’t send her pictures of me hitting on single moms on eHarmony

more pictures of Blake Lively here

Rachel Bilson Is Super Cute Again

I must be seeing things because Rachel Bilson is super cute again and I’d like to take full responsibility! If it weren’t for my constant nagging and criticizing, I believe we’d still be looking at this. Anyway, I’m not sure if she’s still with that douchebag from Star Wars, but if not I’d be more than happy to take lil’Rachel on a date to McDonalds and hand feed her while she sits on my lap. Call me.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Olympic Medalist Scotty Lego Racy Pictures Leaked

U.S. Olympic bronze medalist Scotty Lago just left Vancouver after racy pictures of the snowboarder were leaked. Lego apologized to the U.S. Olympic Committee and the U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association after the photo was published. The photos were taken on a public street in Vancouver and don't seem too bad but they were bad enough for Lego to pack up and leave town. 

Readers, do you think the pictures are inappropriate?

Vince Vaughn Secretly Marries Kyla Weber

Vince Vaughn, 39, married his girlfriend Kyla Weber, 31, in Chicago over the weekend.  People confirms that he married Weber in a small private ceremony outside of his hometown of Chicago. They got married in a historic mansion with a few close family members and friends. The pair got engaged on Valentines day and have been laying low ever since. Vaughn has said that he now wants kids and wants his life "to be about other people and other things. It's the first time that I really want to have kids."

Congrats to Vince and Kyla!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Getting Married

E! News is reporting that Khloé Kardashian and her NBA boyfriend Lamar Odom are getting married! Although the pair have only been together for less than a month, apparently they are ready to get married. A source says they are planning to tie the knot and "talking about rings." The Kardashian family and reps for both parties have declined to comment.

Readers, do you think it's too soon for Khloe and Lamar to get married?

Lady GaGa Gets Bloody at VMA's

Pop star Lady Gaga got bloody during her performance on last nights MTV Video Music Awards! The singer performed her dramatic song, Paparazzi last night in her hometown of NYC for a stunned audience. Towards the end of her performance GaGa started to bleed and wipe it all over her body and face! Check out her performance below!

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Fergie’s Got Ass!

These are pictures of Fergie’s ass filming some music video or something, it doesn’t really matter, it’s a celebrity ass in weird futuristic swim-wear/underwear. Fergie’s face is pretty beat up so these could possibly be the best pictures I’ve ever seen of her, I think she may be on to something, she should always have her picture taken from behind…. Always, without exception. You’re welcome.

Photos: Fame

Taylor Momsen Likes Wearing Garters

Taylor Momsen recently gave an eye opening interview with Times Online on the status of her life and on being a role model for young kids. She said "To be honest. I don’t f***ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I'm sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care." She added that she doesn't like to be critised,  "My favorite blogs are where you get the mothers saying, ‘She’s the worst influence on my daughter, I would never let my daughter dress like that’, or, ‘This girl’s such a whore, she's a slut’. And I’m, like, you’re a mother! And I’m 16.' ..I like wearing garters. Apparently people think that’s a big deal, but my tights won’t stay up. So whatever you want to do with that information."

It sound like Taylor has a serious attitude and seems to be already heading down the wrong road much like Lindsay Lohan did at her age. Readers, what do you think of Taylor's harsh words?

Scarlett Johansson Is A Glamour Tease

After yesterday’s disappointing pictures of Scarlett Johansson in her boring fly fishing outfit, I wasn’t really expecting much from these shots of her on the cover of Glamour magazine. It’s probably a good thing I kept my expectations low because these aren’t exactly the hottest pictures I’ve ever seen of her, but they’ll do. What’s with the dude? Couldn’t they have replaced him with a puppy or a topless Jessica Simpson? This isn’t rocket science.