John Mayer Says Being With Jessica Simpson Was Sexual Napalm

In an upcoming and amazing interview with Playboy, John Mayer discusses intimate details of his life from sex with Jessica Simpson to how he got over Jennifer Aniston.

On Jessica Simpson:  "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f******' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my sh** just to keep f****** you.'"

On Jennifer Aniston:  "There was a rumor that I'd been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.'"

On getting over Jennifer Aniston:  "I'm going to say four or five. No more. But even if I said 12, that's a reasonable number. So is 15. Here's the thing: I get less a** now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops."

It sounds like John isn't shy when it comes to his past relationship! Comment your opinion of John Mayer below!