The “I Kissed a Girl” singer pulled an “Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret?” spending hours during her childhood begging God that he must, he must increase her bust.
“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet,” said the none-too-small Perry.
“Eventually that request was granted. A bit of divine intervention displays the power of prayer!”
But with bigger boobs came greater responsibility. Perry has to go through an “intense bouncing routine” before she leaves her house to make sure her “boulders” are not going to pop out of her clothes.
“Every time before I go on stage, or go out where I know there will be a lot of photographers, I take a skipping rope and spend about ten minutes, fully clothed, skipping,” she told The Sun.
“I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won’t have a wardrobe malfunction. Don’t want those boulders doing a show of their own!”
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