Breakups Hookups: Lily Allen Tries To Sex It Up

Here’s Lily Allen, on stage at some show the other day, dressed in some sort of weird half stripper jumpsuit trying to sex it up a little. Notice how I said she’s trying to sex it up? Because it’s clearly not working, she looks like a slutty drunk clown at a suspiciously effeminate boy’s twelfth birthday party. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to get a boner or call the police.