Tapes from Madonna’s ex on the auction block

Madonna has at least one crappy ex. No, not Guy Ritchie. James Albright, a beau and former bodyguard in the 90s, sold 17 minutes of voice messages, several notes and an intimate video the singer recorded for him in 1993 to a collector last year for a reported six-figure sum.

Now that collector plans to auction off the goods.

In one love letter faxed to the former bodyguard from Brisbane, the singer refers to herself as “Lil Booty.”

It read: “You sure you don’t want to come visit me for a week? It would be – it would be so nice. Send me a fax. I’ll be on my bed waiting for you.”

Another read: “If you were in the middle of a big box of chocolates I would pick you out, pop you in my mouth and savor every tasty morsel, let you melt on my tongue and then swallow you whole.”